Yan Shuang is an old veteran of the Transmigration Bureau. Once he finishes one last book, he’ll be able to make a lump-sum withdrawal of the pension he’s accumulated across various books and live a happily retired life. There’s good news once he enters the book—He’s the protagonist. Bad news? — He’s the protagonist of an angsty, dog blood novel. Before him lay five highly toxic relationship plotlines with the same shou but different gongs. Scum Gong 1: Master-servant contract with physical and mental abuse aplenty Scum Gong 2: Carving out one of your kidneys for the white moonlight Scum Gong 3: Brainwashing/reconditioning shame play Scum Gong 4: You’re nice but unfortunately not clean enough Scum Gong 5: Save him and I can marry you Yan Shuang: He’s eager to retire already, hurry up ba 晏双是穿书局的老员工，即将要完成他的最后一本书，之后他就可以一次性提取他在各本书里积攒的退休金，过快乐的养老生活。 进入书后，好消息——他是主角，坏消息——他是狗血虐文里的主角，摆在他面前的是一受多攻毫不重叠的整整五条剧毒感情线。 渣攻1号：主仆契约虐身虐心 渣攻2号：挖肾救白月光 渣攻3号：洗脑改造羞耻play 渣攻4号：你很好但可惜太脏了 渣攻5号：救他，我可以娶你 晏双：他急着退休，赶紧滴吧 #笑死，根本不虐#