War is Hell. A war in Hell is a pain in the ass. Mark Vedis and Bert were busy enough with the Shaped, the enemies of warlocks, demons, and anyone who isn't a jerk. Now they've also got to fight a war to preserve the status quo in Hell. The nobility has turned on the queen, and it's up to Mark and Bert to keep her royal hugeness on the throne...not to mention they've got to take a trip to another dimension to rescue one of Mark's closest friends. It's like the bad guys just don't know how to wait in line or something. And that's just the beginning. Things go wrong, as usual, and Bert and Mark have to split up to save the day. Through their alternating perspectives, they tell the tale of the battle to save the land of the demons, as well as their own personal quests to settle a few grudges. The dynamic duo may not agree on everything, but they share the same philosophy about fighting: When trouble appears, kick it in the balls when it's not looking. Life is heating up in Hell, and no matter what Mark and Bert do, things will never be the same...