A heartbreaking and hilarious short story about discovering your happily-ever-after isn’t as happy as you thought . . . The honeymoon luggage has been unpacked. The thank you notes have been sent. Jessica has finally found the solid ground she was looking for: Loving husband, cute apartment, career success, and even a miniature schnauzer. Then comes her husband's unimaginable confession. Will she take him back? Should she? Can you even return six-month-old wedding china? From the bestselling author of MILKRUN, ME VS ME, and TEN THINGS WE DID (AND PROBABLY SHOULDN’T HAVE), a funny and endearing short story about the unexpected struggle of relationships.