I'm marrying a dirty, arrogant prick...and I'm having his baby. Caulter Sterling is the tattooed, pierced bad boy I used to hate. Now, he's cockier and filthier than ever. And now that I'm knocked up, this bad boy can't keep his hands off me. It's going to be a very dirty wedding. What could possibly go wrong when you combine a crazy ex, a celebrity mother, paparazzi, and a runaway ring-bearing monkey? Did I mention the bride in labor? I'm totally screwed. 35,000 word