It is never too late to borrow too much and retire to place you can't really afford: the planet Provender, you know, the one near Proxima Centauri. Written in the first person, convincingly, about the hedonistic lifestyle of a rich, smug, greedy alien and his wife (both Conimunculi) taking a very early retirement on the idyllic planet of Provender, where almost everything is either drinkable or edible. Needless to say they both get their just desserts in the end. (This publication is sponsored by Galactogrunter Equity Release.)