Mary Brown is funny, gorgeous and bonkers. She's also about six stone overweight and can't get into any of the dresses in Zara. Still, what does she care? She's got a lovely new boyfriend and all is looking well...except when she accidentally gets herself in trouble at the silent auction, has to eat her lunch under the table in the pub because Ted's workmates have spotted them, and has a young man's testicles dangled into her face on a party boat to Amsterdam. Oh, and then there are all the issues with the hash-cakes. Besides all those things - everything's fine...just fine! The story is laugh-out-loud funny and will resonate with anyone who has dieted, tried to keep up with any sort of exercise programme or spent 10 minutes in a changing room trying to extricate herself from a way too-small garment that she ambitiously tried on and is now completely stuck in. Bernice Bloom is the big, new name in comedy writing...this is the second installment of her great new series of laugh-out-loud mini books.

Hooray It's Christmas! It's the Adorable Fat Girl's favourite time of year and she embraces it with the sort of thrill and excitement normally reserved for toddlers seeing jelly tots. Our funny, gorgeous and bonkers heroine finds herself dancing from party to party, covered in tinsel, decorating the Beckhams' Christmas tree, dressing up as Father Christmas, declaring live on This Morning that she's a drug addict and enjoying two Christmas lunches in quick succession. She's the party queen as she stumbles wildly from disaster to disaster. A funny little treasure to see you smiling through the festive period. Bernice Bloom is the big, new name in comedy writing...this is the fourth installment of her great new series of laugh-out-loud mini books.

Mary Brown - our full-figured heroine - is off on a cruise. It's the trip of a lifetime...featuring eat-all-you-can buffets and a trek through Europe with a 96-year-old widower called Frank and a flamboyant Spanish dancer called Juan Pedro in attendance. Then there's the desperately handsome captain, the appearance of an ex-boyfriend on the ship, the time she's mistaken for a Hollywood film star in Lisbon and tonnes of clothes shopping all over Europe. "Lovely, warm, life-enhancing and laugh out-loud funny," Glamour magazine.

The Adorable Fat Girl has to do something to get fit. What about yoga? I mean - really - how hard can that be? A bit of chanting, some toe touching and a new leotard. Easy! She signs up for a weekend retreat, packs up assorted snacks and heads for the countryside to get in touch with her chi and her third eye. And that's when it all goes wrong. Featuring frantic chickens, an unexpected mud bath, men in loose-fitting shorts and no pants, calamitous headstands, a new bizarre friendship with a yoga guru and a quick hospital trip. This is the eighth mini book in the series. "Adorable Fat Girl at her absolute funniest."

Mary Brown heads to Portugal for a weight loss camp and discovers it’s nothing like she expected. “I thought it would be Slimming World in the sunshine, but this is bloody torture,” she says, after boxing, running, sand training (sand training? what fresh hell is sand training?), more running, more star jumps and eating nothing but carrots. Mary wants to hide from the instructors and cheat the system. The trouble is, her mum is with her, and won’t leave her alone for a second… Then there's the angry instructor with the deep, dark secret about why he left the army. The mysterious woman who sneaks into their pool and does synchronised swimming every night. Who the hell is she? Why's she in their pool? Will the snacks prevent Mary from losing any weight at all? And what about Yvonne - the slim, attractive lady who sneaks off every night after dinner. Where's she going? And what unearthly difficulties will Mary get herself into when she decides to follow her to find out... This is the 12th book in the Adorable Fat Girl series but can be read as a stand-alone book.

A romantic comedy double book sensation from the award-winning, best-selling, Adorable Fat Girl series starring the plump and gorgeous Mary Brown."The books are funny, lively and utterly charming. I love them." In this book there are two stories - Six Week Transformation and The Reunion, both of them telling the story of the love affair between Mary and Ted.The Six Week In the first book in the romance series, Mary becomes convinced that the way to win back Ted is by putting herself through a six week transformation plan in time for her friend's 30th birthday party that Ted is coming to. But, like most things in Mary Brown's life, things don't go exactly according to plan. Featuring drunk winter Olympics, an amorous fitness instructor, a crazy psychic, spying, dieting, exercising and a trip to hospital with a Polish man called Lech.The Our gorgeous, generously proportioned heroine is about to be reunited withTed - her lovely, kind, thoughtful, wonderful ex-boyfriend. She is still madly in love with him, but how does he feel about her? Will love blossom once more? Or has Ted moved on and met someone else? Featuring river boats, a wild psychic, sequined leotards, lots of gossip, fun, silliness and a huge, glorious love story...but is the love story about Ted & Mary or someone else entirely?www.bernicebloom.com

Mary Brown is in lockdown. She’s worn nothing but pyjamas for weeks, and is living on a diet of cake and wine. She’s rarely up before midday and spends her time watching every box set that she can get her hands on. she has an idea… instead of just eating the cake, why doesn’t she judge it? She should organise a World Cup of Cakes. With Juan, her trusty sidekick, she sets up the competition with meticulous detail, and the whole thing goes viral. home dyed hair, talking to potatoes, Piers Morgan, internet shopping, an amorous neighbour, an angry ex-boyfriend and birdwatching. Oh, and loads of cake. Fans of Sophie Kinsella and Marian Keyes will adore this book.

Mary Brown is determined to make Christmas perfect, so she installs a Christmas Post Box of Wishes and Dreams at work and decides to make customers' wishes come true.But things don't go perfectly! She ends up fixing up a date for her own boyfriend, delivering twigs to a confused customer and dealing with remote control mayhem.Along the way our flamboyant heroine is reunited with the Beckhams as she heads over to decorate their house for their daughter's Christmas party. Finally, she heads off to Lapland for a Christmas trip she'll never forget, and a life-changing Christmas present from the man she loves.

Two gorgeous, life-changing books in one! Read the best weight loss tips ever, then enjoy the very funny story of Mary Brown and her mum as they head off on a weight loss camp with a difference... WEIGHT LOSS TIPS "Full of very clever psychology that will leave you WANTING to lose weight because you feel so much better about yourself." The Times This is the kind approach to weight loss. A book packed with stories about how other people lost weight along with small tips that lead to subtle mind changes and big success. The book stars Mary Brown - heroine of the Adorable fat Girl series of books. She's funny, gorgeous and bonkers and when the series starts, she's seriously overweight. She heads for Fat Club and slowly starts to lose weight. The novels tell the tales of the fun she has and the people she meets as she battles the pounds, but as well as having a crazy amount of fun, she also loses weight ...she manages to lose a massive 40lbs!! How on earth did she lose all that weight? Here in this mini book - for the first time - she describes the rules, stories and feelings that helped her. This is a kind approach to weight loss. It's about learning to love yourself as you shift the pounds. It worked for Mary Brown and everyone at Fat Club, and it's worked for hundreds of readers who've written in. . I hope it works for you, and I hope you enjoy it. WEIGHT LOSS CAMP "Another brilliant addition to the Adorable Fat Girl series. It made me laugh out loud and I highly recommend this book and the entire series. I can't wait for the next installment." Mary Brown heads to Portugal for a weight loss camp and discovers it’s nothing like she expected. “I thought it would be Slimming World in the sunshine, but this is bloody torture,” she says, after boxing, running, sand training (sand training?), star jumps and eating nothing but carrots. Mary wants to hide from the instructors and cheat the system. The trouble is, her mum is with her, and won’t leave her alone for a second. Then there's the angry instructor with the deep, dark secret about why he left the army; and the mysterious woman who sneaks into their pool and does synchronised swimming every night. Who the hell is she? Why's she in their pool? And what about Yvonne - the slim, attractive lady who disappears every night after dinner. Where's she going? And what unearthly difficulties will Mary get herself into when she decides to follow her to find out... Some of the reviews _ "This book works. You will lose weight and feel soooo much better about yourself." Daily Mail "A warm, tender, friendly book that helped me lose 20lbs..." Heath & Fitness magazine BOY OH BOY this really works. The tip that helped me loose weight in particular is the "CAVE MEN ONLY EAT WHEN THEIR HUNGRY" I know it sounds made but give it a go it REALLY works. Thank you so much Bernice and all your readers who shared their tips._