Doris I just broke up with my boyfriend for cheating with some girl on the internet. I thought I was doomed to spend the rest of my life shushing people at the library. When giant bugs crash into the college where I work, and a group of us are captured and taken into space, I'm convinced they'll eat us all like they did my cranky boss Mrs. Henderson. Jacco As a captain in the Martian Marines, I have been tasked with the most important mission in Martian history. Pass through the timegate, save the Earth females, and return to the future. Mars is dying. And without new females to pass on our genetically altered DNA, it will be the end of humanity. Doris When the sexy aliens rescue us from the gross bug aliens, I think things are looking up. But they take us to the future, on Mars of all places, and tell us we will be impregnated by one of the massive Martian hunks. When I'm matched with the captain who rescued us, I'm suddenly overcome with the most unspeakable desires. I can't seem to control myself whenever he's around. But if I'm all hot and bothered, how will I ever know if my growing feelings for him are real?