In the few minutes since Regulus was rudely awoken from his impromptu nap… in James Potter’s bed, oops… he’s been falsely accused of: - Shagging his brother’s best mate - Being drunk - Having a drinking problem - Being depressed The only upside to this wretched experience? Learning that a certain Gryffindor Chaser is NOT dating Lily Evans, as previously believed. All Regulus wanted was his ears pierced. Was that too much to ask?