Apparently when you cause the apocalypse, it’s your job to fix it. Turns out that killing a god kind of wreaks havoc on the world. Like, our world. So yeah, that’s my bad. But I’m trying to fix it. All of Zeus’ powers went into ten different teenagers, and they’ve got to compete to see who gets to take his place and put everything—and everyone—back into their places. It’s my job to hunt down and mentor the last contestant, a tougher-than-lacquered-nails beauty queen from Wisconsin. Brandee Jean picked up Zeus’ super strength after getting struck by lightning, which should be helpful to her in the competition. But the others got powers, too. Flying. Teleportation. Virility. Wisdom. Now she’ll have to attend Amazon Academy, where she'll take classes and compete in different tasks. At the end of it - winner takes all. The losers give up their powers, while the winner becomes a god and an official Amazon Princess. Now that's a crown worth competing for.

There are worse things than a bad hair day...like having a crown taken right off your perfectly styled head. I'm Brandee Jean, and I managed to win the biggest crown of all. I was an Amazon Princess and Queen of the Gods. For like, two seconds. Now, though, Zeus is back from the dead and everything I went through to win was for nothing. Well...almost nothing. I got a hot British boyfriend who is half fae out of it, even if he does correct my grammar, like, constantly. He's not a big fan of my Mama, either. But I don't know if that's because she's kind of trashy, or it's because she's a zombie. It's nice to have Mama cheering me on again, even if she is undead. Cause everywhere I turn there's a fight. I've got to get my crown back by competing against my boyfriend and my best friend, convince Mama her Hades hookup is just another in a long string of bad boyfriends, and stop the humans and paranormals from destroying each other. But first...a hot oil treatment for my hair. Cause there's no way I'm saving the world with split ends.