My name is Cole Bannen and I'm a recovering priest. Eight years in prison will do that to you. But I’ve been out of jail for less than a day and I find myself falling back into old habits.Which mostly consists of phony exorcisms.A long time ago, I was warned about the dangers of messing around with such things. I paid no attention, because I don't even believe in possession.Welp, I was wrong and I messed up bad—and now, with a demon living inside my head, I've gone from being a mediocre priest to a bad priest.I'm just hoping there's enough good in me left to help some hapless souls before I get dragged down to the pits of Hell where I belong.BAD PRIEST is a serial novel. Two new episodes will be released every Tuesday. Each set of episodes (2) is approximately 30 pages long or 5000+ words. They are best enjoyed if read in order.In this set...Episode 9 — BlackmailA deal with the devil. Or a demon. Something bad, anyway. It's all the new normal for Father Cole Bannen. Episode 8 — @n@l BeadsSimply describing this episode will probably get me banned from 'Zon. Just enjoy. This story is irreverant, violent, sarcastic, and pretty much guaranteed to offend. Perfect for fans of the movie Constantine and the show/graphic novel Preacher. For mature audiences only.