Craven: It's the little things in life that make it worth living. Today, stealing some asshole's household staff and leaving a dog dookie on his front step, tomorrow, world domination, or whatever comes up. I'm flexible as long as you don't expect me up before noon. Bane is a 14k MM paranormal supervillain romantic short story with a warlock who probably believes he’s the best worst evil villain of all time, and his patron, the poor sod who gave him his powers and, unfortunately, knows he’s the best worst evil villain of all time.