My life is a nightmare. Stranded on an alien planet. Scared. Lonely. Hungry. Exhausted. I have no hope. I think I have it bad now but the creepy aliens are coming back for me to make it even worse. Until I meet my possessive blue protector, Straykeer. Once you get past the blue skin, he’s kind of cute. Once you get past his booming war cry, he’s pretty sweet. And once you get past his two swords lopping off the alien heads trying to hurt me, he’s really really sexy. His tingling tongue and skilled hands are the thing of miracles. And this blue barbarian is quickly turning my nightmare into a dream…