Beth Pensinger is an awkward, semi-colon abusing nobody who smiles too much. She is the author of four—make that four and a half—journals and untold scores of napkin-notes. Her first book, 'Let Me Fall: The Love Story Between God and His Dimwitted Daughter' was released on April Fool's Day 2013. She lives near Myrtle Beach, SC with her husband, dog, and human-hating chameleon. Purchase her book through Amazon or directly through her website, www.bethpensinger.com. Visit with her there, where she blogs about dirty microwaves, infertility, and the fine qualities of Faramir of Gondor.