He delivered my wife’s fancy couch, but she was about to ask him to delivery so much more… As the unemployed one in our marriage, it was my duty to await the delivery of my wife’s new sofa. When I saw Ethan, the delivery guy, I felt more insecure than ever. He was college-aged and handsome and I felt old and pathetic next to him. Luckily, my wife wasn’t around to see him. But when she discovers that he left something behind, I fear we’re far from done with him.