I was ready to tap out of life entirely, until some celestial socialite ruined my exit strategy. I didn’t want to start over, answer questions or pretend like everything was okay. When my guardian Angel (a socialite with wings) offered to send me back, or accept a one-way ticket to a pleasure island, I was irritated. But suddenly I was lost in my mysterious Bone Druid, the being chosen by the fates just for me. A protective giver who just. keeps. giving. But is he really? Because he is ancient, sees things I cannot, and my mortal life will only last so long. Now I’m surrounded by a crew of paranormal trust fund nepo babies and love-struck party goers during an existential crisis. Watching from the outside like I always have, trying to stay out of the drama until curiosity sparks exploration inside of me. It seems like my pleasure is in the driver's seat and I’m just along for the ride. It would be rude of me to complain. The first Novella in The Portal Girls BONE, is a rich, impossibly tender little morsel. Filled with humour, twists, reckless island debauchery and bone deep chemistry. Quick, gripping and easily binged. Just like your favourite reality trash TV.