In this laugh-out-loud comic novel about playing the market and American life, notorious Wall Street insider Sam Bronoff, just sprung from a federal pen, shares the truth about stock-market investing—as an errant stock tip leads him through a New York landscape of ambition, politics, media, immigrants' longings, and his own all-too-human desires. Bronoff's Rules speaks to the heart of the player in all of us, via the laughter of gleaming satire—and advice every investor can use.