Boston Posh: A Bud Malone Thriller! Why are the white robots trying to kill Malone? In 2028 AD, the USA is a nation ravaged by hungry dragons and dinosaurs. In Boston, Massachusetts, private eye Bud Malone is hired to rescue a kidnapped heiress. But nothing is as it seems. Malone works to unravel a tangled web involving Boston Chinatown, a 200-year-old woman with a 9-year-old body, white humanoid robots, a human-liver-eating psychopath, a golem, a porcelain dragon, and a snake goddess with a crush on him. There's also a woman obsessed with chicken sex. Then Malone meets Posh Lane, a gorgeous call girl who's desperate to quit her pimp. Romantic sparks ignite between Posh and Malone, but Posh's past suddenly catches up with her in a BIG way. To save Posh, Malone agrees to run a quest for Earth's new rulers, the Forks. The quest: recover ex US president Jefferson Lincoln's liver for them. Malone has no idea that agreeing to the Fork's odd request will send him on the weirdest trip he's ever been on in his life. Boston Posh. A total mindf\*ck. Reality like you've never dared imagine it! PUBLISHER'S DISCLAIMER/STORM WARNING: This isn't well-behaved young adult fiction. It is not intended for children, either. This is a graphically violent, EXTREMELY sexually graphic/depraved, quite sick book (in places) . . . seriously, not for the innocent. SERIOUSLY. Er . . . you've been warned

Boston Corpse: A Bud Malone Thriller! MAGIC CAN BE MURDER!!! Drag queen Lucy Tang is back in Boston, and is hell-bent on settling her vendetta against casino owner Sookie Ling. And suddenly, Bud Malone, PI, has the case of his life to resolve. When Boston's robot police force are baffled by a mind transfer case, they come to Malone for help. The one person who can likely help Malone out here is the witch Soledad Bathory. But Soledad seems to know a lot more than she's telling him. It's a case not made easier when Malone meets Soledad's beautiful cousin, Josephine 'Slave' Bailey. Slave has her own plans for Malone, most of which involve teaching him BDSM and making him her new Master. Oh, and Rick Rogers owes Sookie Ling a whole lot of money, a gambling debt that's going to be literally Hell to pay! Boston Corpse—Not your average detective novel! PUBLISHER'S DISCLAIMER/STORM WARNING: This isn't well-behaved young adult fiction. It is not intended for children, either. This is a graphically violent, EXTREMELY sexually graphic/depraved, quite sick book (in places) . . . seriously, not for the innocent. SERIOUSLY. Er . . . you've been warned.

From the creator of "Boston Posh" and "Boston Corpse" comes "Boston Lust," the third installment in the BUD MALONE bizarro detective series! "Bless it, Father, for she "has" sinned." Seven murdered gay women, all their bodies completely drained of blood. All also with large parts of their bodies dissolved away like acid has been pumped into their veins. Bud Malone has to find the female vampire preying on Boston's lesbian population. Then Malone meets the beautiful Trudi Carmen and the case gets even more tangled. Trudi needs Malone's help in recovering a ring that's gone missing. But how in the world is one little black ring related to either the dead women or their killer? Resolving this case will lead Malone deep into Lucy Tang's legacy-The Abstracta. And then to the city of Genesis. Boston Lust-Just when you thought Bean Town was safe to visit again.