Ever reheated your tea three times and still forgot to drink it? Burnt Toast & Missed Texts is a funny, honest collection of ADHD essays about time blindness, social awkwardness, burnout, and daily chaos. For every neurodivergent adult who’s ever ghosted a chat by accident—or bought 4 planners to feel in control. Inside you’ll Funny ADHD stories about time blindness, object permanence, and routines that never stood a chanceHonest reflections on burnout, shame purchases, planner obsession spirals, and emotional dysregulationRelatable moments of chaos and compassion for the neurodivergent mind that works differently—not wrong, just...uniqueFull Color Illustrations for each section of the book This isn’t a productivity manual. It’s a mirror. A hug. A warm distraction. Whether you're self-diagnosed, newly diagnosed, or just chronically overwhelmed, these stories are a reminder that you’re not the only one. That someone else has been there. That your brain is not broken—it’s just wired with a little extra sparkle. You are not a mess. You are a masterpiece in progress. And yes, the toast was supposed to be that burnt. Makes a thoughtful and funny gift for ADHD adults, neurodivergent friends, or anyone who lives with a browser full of open tabs and a heart full of feelings.