Typing your own biography in third person is weird, man. I'm an indie author living in Ohio. I write in my free time, which isn't much. I'm a Dad to an amazing teenage daughter and work full time at a boring job in a boring office. I've read all the things you're supposed to do to look like a professional author. I'm so sick of being told to be professional. Fuck that shit. I'm crass, low class, white trash and I've made my peace with that. I write what I like to write and would want to read. I really do love to hear from readers. I've had people track me down and message me about how my words made them feel. That's cool as shit to me. Can I say shit here? I guess we'll find out. ROTTEN is my first published book. It is definitely not for everyone. I did it all myself. There's some formatting mistakes and some missing commas and what not. It can be distracting for some, but I hope the strength of the story overcomes all that. That's it, I suppose. If you read any of my stuff, write me a review or tell me personally. We are all in this thing together. See you in Hell, it's where all the cool people are.