"Ricky the Rat Nerd Creep Tasha McClain loves to call me names."That's why I put an ad in the school paper. An ad that read, 'If you're a real Creep, call Tasha McClain.' "Only something went wrong. Way wrong. Because now I'm the one getting phone calls Calls from creatures who say they are Creeps—gross, scary lizard creatures. "And now they want to turn me into a real Creep, too " — Ricky Beamer