I’m not saying it wasn’t my fault Mink got hurt. I’m saying I’m going to kill everyone involved who wasn’t me. Cardinal is living the dream: she’s a fun-loving thief-for-hire, squatting in a penthouse and spending her big paydays on comic books and junk food. Born in the Citadel, a prison city where the most unfixable psychopaths have been dumped since the ‘60s, Cardinal has long known the important lessons: talk faster and punch harder than the other guy. But when her fast-talking gets her best friend into trouble (like “face sliced up” trouble) Cardinal’s going to have to learn some new lessons… or learn nothing at all and instead try to kill the scariest baddie in the Citadel: the delusional mob boss known as the Duchess. Cardinal picks Crazy Door Number Two. With the help of a schizophrenic teenager and a cowardly drug addict/MMA fighter, Cardinal sets out on a rampage through her beloved city’s underground that puts her on every bad guy’s radar. Which is just how she wants it. But will her hunt for monstrous people turn Cardinal into a monster? Cardinal is a fast-paced laugh-riot adventure through an anarchist utopia, perfect for fans of antiheroes like Deadpool and Harley Quinn. Buy now in paperback or Kindle ebook and get ready for a rollercoaster of epic fight scenes, witty one-liners, and some moral lessons if that’s your kind of thing.