My name is Chance and I write mostly children's books. Right now it's pretty obvious but in my writing I avoid coarse language, mature hankie-pankie, and blood and gore. I enjoy writing books just as much as reading them. I do have this unusual nervousness around recording gadgets. I don't really know why but it's something I'm trying to deal with.But on the other side of the spectrum I am fine with flash-photography, public readings and even author talks. Something that makes me different from other authors is that I like to collect and wear neckties. More specifically cartoon neckties. Everything from Bugs Bunny and Disney to Cartoon Network and beyond. No matter where I go I like making kids laugh and chuckle if having a bad day. Nothing is more rewarding than making that one child in Superstore that has had a long hard day smile. (Or at least stop crying for a moment.) I haven’t gone to school or classes for writing or authoring nor can I sing. (You're still reading?) If you're not bored already learning about me I'll give you one last bit of information. I follow the Torah and New Testament but I don't follow the Talmud, Rabbi's or other teachers.