I have lousy luck. Like, the worst. I could list all the reasons this is true except my journal is back on Earth. Where I’m not. Because I fell asleep in the wrong bed and woke up on an alien planet. To make matters worse, a massive blue alien with fangs and muscles takes me hostage. Now I’m stuck on a spaceship with him, but instead of taking off my head, he’s promising to protect me and care for me. I want to believe him, but my former captors are after us space-chase style. I wish I could relax with my new blue guy and maybe see what else about him is large and in charge, but I’m Lousy Luck Lea. Unless something goes my way for once in my life, we’re doomed.