This edition is a revised one to correct editorial mistakes that were overlooked in the first edition. If you left a bad review due to this, please feel free to re-read and change your review. If not, thank you for reading. First Splatterpunk Short Story in the Grease, Grime & Gore collection. Blackpool in winter—the rides are shut, the wind’s biting, and the only thing open is the chippy… But tonight, the fryer’s sizzling up something no menu would dare print. When a hungry punter stumbles in after last orders, they’re offered a “special” — battered, golden, and far too fresh. What starts as a hot meal to warm the bones becomes a nightmarish feast that’ll never leave their stomach… or their head. A fast, filthy, and blood-soaked British short horror from Jack Hargrave, Chippy Tea blends seaside nostalgia with splatterpunk brutality. If you like your horror greasy, violent, and served with a side of salt and vinegar, tuck in… if you dare.