Jamie was a teenage bedwetter and when you lived in an orphanage, prospective parents didn't choose bedwetters - at least not for long. Sick of wet sheets and nappies, Jamie was often returned back in disgrace and 'traded in' for a younger, dryer child. He was the only older teenager allowed to remain in the orphanage, a product of his very short stature and obvious immaturity - and occasional wet pants. But at the age of eighteen, Jamie had finally been told he was leaving. He had been.... CHOSEN. But by whom... and why? A story of being happily regressed back to infancy, with nappies, plastic pants, dummies and sleeping in a cot. A wonderful narrative of a terrible childhood being not just overcome, but replaced with a new one.