I never thought the word “cumulonimbus” would make me blush until I ended up with my head in the clouds. Ghostlight Falls is full of strange mysteries and countless oddities. But to everyone who lives here, that’s the norm. When I started my podcast interviewing the locals, I never expected it to become a niche internet sensation, it was more of a hobby than anything. But now people are posting fan theories trying to figure out where the storyline is going—because the rest of the world doesn’t seem to realize it’s all real. After interviewing the mysterious rainbow cloud that hangs over my family’s drive-in theatre every night we have a movie playing… the listeners have been sending in fanart of me. And The Cloud. I’m demisexual! Dating the weather wasn’t even a possibility to me when I interviewed The Cloud—or Cirrus, as I’ve taken to calling it. So what if after years of hovering and long chats about cinema deep into the night make me feel like I’m on Cloud 9? No, our relationship is friendship at most, and I don’t even know how we could be anything more, even without Cirrus’ intangibility clouding the issue!