A collection of ficlets set in the Close Protection universe.

This ficlet is set in the Close Protection universe. It’s a birthday present for clover71, who asked for the first time Ryder realized he was gay. Ryder being who he is, this is less the first time he realized he was gay, and more the first time reality smacked him in the face so hard he couldn’t deny it anymore. ;-) The title, of course, is a riff on the fantastic movie But I’m A Cheerleader. This story is set in late 1999. 3500