ERIC: The waitress with the bird tattoo up her middle finger Has gotten my attention by not caring if she does. My team thinks it’s hilarious that she’s not into me. I think it’s almost as fascinating as she is. Trouble is she likes musician types... How I can change her mind? WREN: Okay, so I might be a huge football fan...but I hate jocks. Acting like idiots at our bar after every home game They almost ruin the sport for me, entirely. Eric Cocker is gorgeous, sure, but what an ego! Trouble is that our clientele loves drama And they think we did it in O’Neal’s bathroom All we really did was laugh - far more dangerous How do you get inside a woman’s heart? Make her laugh.