Recipe For Loving A G - 3 cups of romance - 5 buckets of turbulent orgasms - 1/3 cup emotional distress - 4 lbs of insane love - 3 large doses of BDE - 2 lbs of jealousy - 3/4 cup trauma Mix love, loyalty, and BDE thoroughly before adding an insane amount of passion. An unstoppable energy will provide the necessary spark to ensure everything is intertwined. Afterward, slowly introduce romance, and be careful not to forget this crucial ingredient. An individual's desire should be delicately woven into the fabric of their lives, never to be abandoned. Whips, chains, and nipple clamps could be fun. Lastly, stir in unconditional trust that flows freely and an enduring faith that will never waver. As it is an acquired taste, blend trauma, emotional distress, those crazy exes, and intense drama until it turns to dust, then toss it aside, using it to salt your liking. Once the ingredients are mixed, bake with love, garnish with a sprinkle of unrelenting determination, then enjoy. This is the ultimate recipe for true love. There is one thing, however, that one must never forget: revenge is a dish best served cold.