When Luna St. Clair meets up with her blind date for Valentine’s Day, the last person she’s expecting to run into is her workplace rival, Simon F-ing Archer. It’s been months since he bashed her “adult toy” blog on his wildly popular relationship podcast, and she’s still going viral for her epic fail videos while he only gets more accolades. But it turns out Dr. Cupid isn’t there just by coincidence, he’s also the man Luna’s been chatting with on their company’s anonymous dating app and he’s not willing to let her ditch him so easily. Primed with an offer she can’t possibly refuse, Simon proposes a wager that will satisfy Luna’s professional needs while fulfilling their mutual desire for a little exhibitionism. And if he plays his cards right, he’ll not only win the bet but he’ll win himself a valentine too.