A young man terrified of life and luckless with love becomes reliant on his unusual atypical thought process to guide him through a series of unimaginable events he felt could not possibly exist outside of his imagination. Unable to win a competition of 'which outfit do you like best?', he still manages to perform 'quirky' rather well. Right up there alongside witty, sarcastic, outspoken, and stubborn, then iced with the vocabulary of a drunken builder. Does he find love? Read on and find out. Crass humour with some adult themes.