Introducing the first real, tangible, ignitable collection of the hit online comic Cyanide \& Happiness, featuring a selection of your favorite comics and thirty brand\-new strips. From the minds of Kris, Rob, Matt, and Dave comes a barrage of irreverent entertainment sure to keep you amused until the day you die. Just see what their mothers have to say! "Dave is a nice, young man with a bright future ahead of him. I always knew he was a gifted boy who would go on to do great things. I hope he settles down with a nice, young woman and \\\\s the \\\\ out of her." —Dave's mom "I don't know how to get computer pictures, so I'm glad Kris finally has a book out. I haven't read it yet, but I hope he gives me a quote on the back." —Kris' mom "I hope Robert's book does well so he can finally afford to move out. He plays his hip\-hop music too loud." —Rob's mom Matt's mom was unavailable for a quote due to being dead.

If you're younger than 15 or older than 50, there is an 87% chance that something in this book will offend you. Featuring 150 comics, including 30 brand new strips, each jam\-packed with more inappropriate jokes and deviant behaviour than ever before!

"What’s to Cyanide & Happiness is one of the longest-running, most popular, humor comic strips on the web, easily earning millions of hits per week. With its crudely drawn art and snarky humor, Cyanide & Happiness has touched many a funny bone and is accessible to a legion of fans worldwide. What It Once again, creators Kris Wilson, Rob DenBleyker, and Dave McElfatrick combine some of their best strips and a host of never-before-seen comics into a new, collected book. In the best, sickest tradition, Cyanide & Happiness’ simply drawn figures and the wildly inappropriate topics they cover—including cannibalism, murder, and incest—is most reminiscent of South Park, but offers a profane sensibility all its own. Includes a foreword by comedian Bo Burnham and Poetry Corner, a collection of demented rhymes."

Some of the online comics of Cyanide & Happiness have been collected into this truly depressing collection.

WHY WE LOVE One of the most popular and successful webcomics, like, ever, CYANIDE & HAPPINESS has consistently offered up a humorous look at life—in stick figure form—and we are big fans. The experimental, hilarious voice of CYANIDE & HAPPINESS embodies the spirit of BOOM! Box and we jumped at the chance to collect it. WHY YOU’LL LOVE If you are on the Internet, you’ve read CYANIDE & HAPPINESS. Generating over a million hits a week, the webcomic is one of the longest-lasting strips out there, and everyone can relate to its hilarious slice-of-life depictions. Since the dawn of man, stick figures have been used as an important device for storytelling. CYANIDE & HAPPINESS has taken this language and mashed it up with Internet culture, bringing us some of the best satire and dark comedy out there. WHAT IT’S PUNCHING ZOO includes a buttload of our favorite comics from the site, 30 brand-new, too-hot-for-the-Internet comics, “The Hot Date” (a choose-your-own-adventure where you decide the story), and a nice forward by Alexis Ohanian, one of the founders of reddit.

A laugh-out-loud and exceedingly irreverent collection of comics from the #1 hit web comic, Cyanide and Happiness. Complete with 150 of their funniest classic comics as well as well as 30 brand new ones. WARNING - This book is illicit, inappropriate, insensitive, perverse, profane, depraved, reprehensible, and, well, just plain wrong. Rob D., Matt, Dave and Kris have been drawing the #1 hit web comic, CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS, since 2005. Loaded with inappropriate jokes, irreverent characters, and deviant behaviour, stick figures have never been more twisted. Now, for the first time, fans can get CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS: I’M GIVING YOU THE FINGER, an exclusive collection of 150 classic comics as well as 30 brand new, never-before-seen strips. You’ll laugh out loud at trademark characters like Superjerk, Ass Rape Man, Obese Maurice, and the Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber. Laughing never felt this wrong…