D.B. Motu is a recovering screenwriter, often found drowning in coffee shops. His greatest claim to screenwriting fame is that Wes Craven once turned down a script of his because Wes thought it was too dark. He was born on an island you've never heard of, grew up under martial law in Southeast Asia (not far from the Archipelago), and currently lives and writes in sunny Southern California. He insists he's directly descended from Samoan and British royalty, and counts among his ancestors a South Seas pirate. He's a board-gaming poet and aspiring liar. Pull up a chair.