DAN YMAS was born in Argentina in 1994 and now lives in Austin, Texas with his college sweetheart and no dogs (though she's really begging for one). He's worked as a tennis instructor (high school), as a call-center "specialist" (college), and most recently, as a software engineer. He loves a good laugh, drinks too much coffee, and is deathly scared of having his teeth fall out. Say hello at www.danymas.com.