Hunkered down with his wife in their Calgary condo 175 miles north of the U.S. border, they remain within easy range of a Trump Tantrum. Belisle bides his time writing The T-Rump Dig, a twice-weekly, Trump-as-dino satire, churning D.C. swamp waters into a frothy, fun-filled fountain drink for America's catharsis. (200+ columns.)