When soap stars take to the high seas, the only thing deeper than the Norwegian fjords are their deadly secrets... and the plot twist nobody saw coming. From all-you-can-eat buffets to Broadway-worthy musicals, a library full of yummy BOOKS, the Emerald Queen has them all. Don't miss out on friendships, romance, and mystery. All board! Take a cruise today without packing a bag!**HUMOR WITH A SIDE OF HOMICIDE!Cosmopolitan Magazine calls Addison’s books, "...easy, frothy fun!" A laugh out loud Cozy Mystery by New York Times, USA TODAY, & Wall Street Journal bestseller Addison Moore. A cruise ship cozy mystery! Includes RECIPE!Book My name is Trixie Troublefield Baxter, and I live on a cruise ship. Usually, my days are filled with teaching art classes, writing my travel blog, and solving the occasional murder with my handsome husband Ransom who just so happens to be the head of security. You know, normal cruise stuff. But this Norwegian fjords adventure just took a sharp turn into soap opera territory—literally. The Emerald Queen of the Seas has been invaded by the cast of Trophy Wives of Paradise—Soap Opera Stars Edition, a reality show featuring aging daytime drama heartthrobs and their suspiciously younger, surgically enhanced wives. Between dramatic confessionals, staged confrontations, and more cosmetic fillers than you can shake a syringe at, I hardly noticed when someone turned this reality show into a real-life whodunit. Now I’ve been roped into the production as the relatable one (whatever that means), while simultaneously trying to catch a killer before they claim another victim. As we sail through breathtaking Norwegian fjords, past thundering waterfalls and picturesque villages, the body count threatens to rise faster than the midnight sun. With cameras rolling 24/7, Ransom and I need to separate scripted drama from deadly reality—all while avoiding becoming the next shocking plot twist. Turns out, when soap opera meets real life, the commercial breaks are a real killer. Midlife on the high seas is proving to be murder.**