Three stories starring Deadpool! The Merc with a Mouth goes to the aquarium with Blind Al, learns to be a Good Samaritan with Captain America, and crashes a birthday party (literally) with Blarney the dinosaur!

"Pain Factor" — the reality TV game show so controversial, it's been banned around the world! Today, eleven desperate men will travel to a desert island to compete in a series of outlandish challenges that will leave one of them rich and the rest of them dead. Among the competitors, a certain "Merc with a Mouth," who's been hired to investigate the mysterious disappearance of a millionaire's son. The trail ended here for Junior, but will it for Deadpool?

From the stunning sadism that brought you an entire brood of Deadpool droogs comes the chromosomal clusterhiccup that is Lady Deadpool. Agile, armed, and a howling she-lunatic, this recluse is robbed of the only thing she adores more than binge eating: cable TV. In an America ravaged by colossal debt and careening unemployment, the loss of the glowing idiot box is more than this girl can take. Why won’t the government do anything? How is General America complicit? Was the genocide of all sitcom writers necessary? Should Wanda ransack the loins of a hot activist? Probably. 'Cause this Merc with a Mouth packs lipgloss. And it's sticky.

“Deadpool: The Major Motion Picture”. You may have heard there’s a Deadpool movie in the works. Anyway, Wade Wilson’s heard the same thing, and he’s determined to tell his own story before Hollywood screws it up. Deadpool even hires his own screenwriter, who manages to get the Merc With a Mouth to open up like never before- revealing not only his origin story, but shocking details you’ve never heard before. We’re talking Oscar™-worthy stuff here, people. That is, unless Hollywood manages to screw it up anyway.

Super-important one-shot. They’re back, and they’re up to no good, in three stories that will forever change the way you look at yourself, the world around you, and break every funny bone in your body. Chill as Lady Deadpool and Headpool undergo invasive analysis to ferret out the root cause of their majorly abusive frenemieship in “Head Shrunk and Disorderly”. Thrill as Kidpool and Dogpool embark on a 100-ton mechanized joy ride in "Show and Raise Hell”. And get ill as Dogpool’s rampage makes a brand-new archenemy in "Uncertainty Princi-Pals"! Enter, Voidmutt!

It's the most cheerful Weapon X reunion since...well, since Weapon X turned James Howlett and Wade Wilson into super-killers. Add a nice, tall robot and you got yourselves a simple afternoon of slicing and dicing and blowing things up...

How do Deadpool and Bob, the two most wanted terrorists in the world, spend their holiday break? By faking their own deaths, breaking into CIA headquarters, hunting down internet-porn-peddling jihadists and causing a riot in an insane asylum, of course!

Did you know Wolverine is dead? I bet some people would love to get their hands on his DNA to clone him. Logan's old pals Deadpool and Steve Rogers need to make sure that doesn't happen.

HE’S THE MERC WITH THE MOUTH! (FULL OF BIRTHDAY CAKE!) Deadpool’s turning 30! And to help celebrate, we’ve assembled some of his classic storytellers to tell tales of Wade Wilson birthdays past, present and future! A first birthday with time-traveling assassins! A sweet sixteen party that would make Molly Ringwald weep! A 100th birthday that could only be celebrated in grand Deadpool style! Blow out the candles! Pin the cybernetic arm on the Cable! And open this present, just for you!