I write hotwife and cuckold erotica, featuring loving couples, a sense of humor, steamy hot wife-sharing sex scenes, smokin' hot dialog, and no humiliation. Readers can find my books in the erotica section on Amazon. I release my titles in both Kindle and paperback editions. Most of my books can be read for free on Kindle Unlimited, and I am beginning to release titles on Audible, starting with Accidental Hotwife: An Erotic Interracial Adventure My wife and I have three cats that we fostered from the time they were one day old. Their eyes and ears were closed, and their umbilical cords were still attached when we brought them home from the Humane Society, who was in desperate need for fosters at the time. We had to feed them from eye droppers to begin with. Two and a half months later, we just couldn't bear to turn them back in for adoption so we gave them a "forever home" with us. We love them dearly. Mischief is aptly named, because she gets into a lot of it, however most of the time we fondly refer to her as "gurrrrrrrrrl". If she had a theme song, it would probably be something by Beyonce (say "Crazy Right Now"). Gurrrrrl likes to get in my arms when I write, which was ok when she weighed a couple ounces and fit neatly in the crook of my arm or on my shoulder. Now it's a full-stop break each time she does it, since at this point she requires both arms for her hammock. I'll hold her for a while, but when my arms get tired, I'll gently set her down in her bed. She'll look at me, and meow in protest, but will soon curl up and fall back asleep. Roo Roo (named for Kanga and Roo in Winnie the Pooh) is by far the sweetest cat I've ever known. He sings everywhere he goes and if you make the sound back at him he'll come running and rub between your legs. He's my most constant companion while I write, either curled up on the desk, or (more often) at my feet, with his head and one paw resting there. I'm not sure what his theme song would be, but for sure it would be something sweet. Biscuit is a miniature ball of luxurious fluff (half the size of his brother and sister) with short stubby legs, giant paws, and a tail that fluffs out and looks like an exclamation point every time he walks (which is usually no more than a few steps, unless it's to the food bowl or he's playing). Nothing fazes Biscuit. He's totally mellow mushroom and super confident. His theme song, most definitely would be "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred when he walks, or anything by Barry White when he's laying there. In a previous life, Biscuit was a dog. No doubt about it.