Dear Cupid, I’ve been a very good boy all year. For Valentine’s Day, I would like: ● A new pair of handcuffs (Zade lost the key to the ones we already have) ● A gallon drum of lube (seriously, we go through a lot with three of us) ● Chocolate (this one isn’t sexual, I just like it…although, I COULD melt it and eat it off something interesting) ● A remote-controlled vibrating butt plug Love, Royal