Erin: My goal in life was to ensure that restaurants met food, health and safety guidelines. Nobody deserved to get sick, or worse, because restaurants were negligent. Even the bossy guru of the Pizza Joint. He was a tyrant, and his reviews confirmed that 1) he was a tyrant, but 2) the pizza was delicious. I was ready to shut it down - but then I needed the Pizza Joint (and mainly Tony) to help me out of a situation. WHY? He was a beast. A red-headed sexy one, but still a beast. Tony: The damn woman tried to shut my pizza joint down, all for the sake of some stupid laws that were always changing. She's prim and proper. Small and snooty. Nice and ripe. Sexy, but annoying, and I need her more than ever. Not just for my store. For me.