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A brilliantly funny exploration of the twin mysteries of parenthood and families from the Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times –bestselling author of Insane City . In his New York Times – bestselling I’ll Mature When I’m Dead, Dave Barry embarked on the treacherous seas of adulthood, to hilarious results. What comes next? Parenthood, of course, and families. In uproarious, brand-new pieces, Barry tackles everything from family trips, bat mitzvah parties and dating (he’s serious about that “When my daughter can legally commence dating—February 24, 2040—I intend to monitor her closely, even if I am deceased”) to funeral instructions (“I would like my eulogy to be given by William Shatner”), the differences between male and female friendships, the deeper meaning of Fifty Shades of Grey, and a father’s ultimate accompanying his daughter to a Justin Bieber concert (“It turns out that the noise teenaged girls make to express happiness is the same noise they would make if their feet were being gnawed off by badgers”). Let’s face families not only enrich our lives every day, they drive us completely around the bend. Thank goodness we have Dave Barry as our guide!

“365 Days of Positive Self-Talk for Weight-Loss,” is a powerful daily inspirational guide with positive self-talk messages for every day of the year. The book also includes dozens of informative “Self-Talk Tips” throughout the book, giving readers a clear understanding of how self-talk works, and how to apply self-talk to weight-control and in every area of their lives. A breakthrough book for anyone who wants to lose weight, get healthy, and stay fit, from the author of the classic best-seller, “What to Say When You Talk to Your Self.”

“365 Days of Positive Self-Talk for Finding Your Purpose” gives the reader an inspiring Daily Calendar Guide to finding life’s greatest value and meaning. Upbeat and uplifting, the book also features helpful “Self-Talk Tips” and personal “Author’s Notes” that explain how self-talk works, and how to apply positive self-talk in every area of life. This book is inspiring, motivating, informative and immediately helpful. From the author of the classic best-seller, “What to Say When You Talk to Your Self.”