A fast, funny satire in a space suit—featuring broken timelines, rogue AIs, and coffee-powered starships. For fans of Douglas Adams, Becky Chambers and Terry Pratchett. Abigail Dennistoun is dead. At least, that’s what HR keeps telling her. Chad Blaster is a charming liability with a hold full of contraband and a raging chess problem. Jertsie Funt has a bomb, a manifesto, and impeccable posture. And Jade? Jade is trying to stitch the universe back together before reality comes apart at the seams. Across the galaxy, peace talks are collapsing, timelines are leaking, and the warp drive is running on decaf. The universe, as usual, isn’t paying attention. It’ll muddle on—assuming no one breaks it, of course. Do No Harm is a fast, funny, and quietly furious sci-fi comedy about what happens when nobody’s in charge—but someone still has to do the right thing. Expect cosmic bureaucracy, sentient geology, emotionally damaged AIs, and several things exploding slightly earlier than planned.