"I wish he was dead!" Have you ever had that wicked thought rumble through your neural pathways? If not, then you've never encountered the contemptible Mike DiMarco, a man whose fantasies are filled by one maniacal pleasure—wrecking lives! Hypothetically, if DiMarco wrecked your life by leaving you penniless, beaten and broken, could you take what remained of your shattered self and muster up the effort to kill him? Well, you're off the hook because Sturgis will do it for you—or try ... Your mission now becomes that of a cheering supporter as you read about the efforts of a lovable, clumsy man as he humorously, yet doggedly discovers the ins and outs of an entry level assassin.