Drew Melbourne is an author and occasional inventor of holidays. After a two decades long stayover in New York City, he has recently returned to the Philadelphia suburbs with his wife Laura, son Sam, and cats Ninja and Leia in tow. He likes good things and famously dislikes things that are awful (unless they are secretly kind and tragically misunderstood). If you let him, he will speak to you with great enthusiasm about the relationship between odd numbers and square numbers. Please don't.