Premature BIRTH (father gasps at sight of wretched looking alien) CHILDHOOD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL/misery loves company HIGH SCHOOL/the discovery of alcohol...it is both a cure and a curse! THE ARMY (so-called military intelligence) didn't get shot at.Didn't have to kill anyone. PUBLICATION/nothing to write home about, but I'm in print. COLLEGE/damn! sober, this edumacation stuff ain't half bad! MARRIAGE/college degree will have to wait. BABIES/all girls...life is beautiful JOBS/it's a living COLLEGE DEGREE/scratch that from the bucket list! FEAR ITSELF/after a few editorial glitches...looks good.