
During the Klondike Gold Rush a huge, hairy, humanoid named Klondike Kallik took to chopping up claim jumpers with a huge ax. He whisked down from the Arctic Circle in a dust devil and chopped the evildoers to pieces. After he cleaned up that mess, he lay dormant for over a century, but he came back, chopping crooked car salesmen to pieces during the days of the Trans-Alaska Pipeline in Alaska. Take note, however; once Klondike Kallik finished with the crooked car salesmen in Alaska, he vowed to go to work on crooked attorneys and politicians in Washington, D.C. Flying down from the Arctic to Washington would be little effort for him because his ride, the dust devil, zips him about at supersonic speeds. Let’s say a senator disregards the lawful bidding process and awards a friend a huge government contract for a kick-back? Well, Klondike Kallik could fly down and eliminate the criminal and get back to his cave in the Arctic for a late breakfast.