E-Tales? It's cyberspace entertainment in print for the first time. This huge collection of Internet humor parades outrageous jokes, alarming facts, amazing-if-true stories, revealing personality tests, and mind-numbing word games. The world's worst accidents and horrible diseases appear next to terrifying tales of air travel. Jokes about the sex lives of old people mix with signs that you're getting old. You'll find drawings you can make using x's and o's. "Darwin Awards" honor people who do stupid things that result in their demise (thus removing themselves from the gene pool). Vying for the worst country and western songs: "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?" and "I Still Miss You Baby, but My Aim's Getting Better." Much more to come: two men in a bar stories, sex in the White House jokes, and St. Peter at the Pearly Gates jokes.

The first book made you roar with laughter—and it made you ravenous for even more! So here it is: another 300-plus pages of weird, wacky, and wonderful Internet humor. Absolutely uncensored, it can be gratuitous, scatological, shocking, silly, and superficial. You'll get more helpings of frivolous forwardings, sick tales of personal injury and injustice, celebrity lampoons, puerile puns and sexist sideswipes, and other timeless gags. Laugh out loud at amazing "true" stories, dozens of relationship case studies, and important "research" on whether hair color affects your behavior. Always topical, these witty writings from the electronic age puncture pretentiousness in all aspects of modern life, from cybersex to office politics to Dubya-isms.

Spam, spam spam, spam... If you're still hungry for laughter, here's yet another spicy helping of frivolous forwardings. For the third time, the best & worst of Internet humor is coming your way, with more sick tales of personal injury and injustice, more celebrity lampoons, and more puerile puns and sexist sideswipes. Both witty and worldly and daft and disposable, these gags deliver a much needed poke in the eye to all aspects of modern life from cybersex to office politics, insurance claims to Dubya-isms. Re-live your favorite office moments and discover what the people on the other side of the building were doing when you thought they were hard at work ... You'll get: \* The latest on the War on Terrorism \* Health and Safety: Your Pretzel Concerns Addressed \* Blonde Woman Changes Lightbulb Shock! \* Dozens of modern relationship case-studies \* Does your hair color affect your behavior? They'll keep you guffawing when you're away from your inbox.