E.T. Nimfomanis is a gestalt entity gene-grafted from the libidinous zones of highly repressed science fiction authors from across the many parallel Britannias. She and/or he is dedicated to being extremely naughty with a smile and a wink for as long as the lubricant holds out in the post-apocalyptic pleasure bunker of their collective imagination. E.T. provides erotic science fiction to readers of electronic devices throughout the twenty-first and twenty-second centuries. Any copies you may discover dating from the seventh century were placed there accidentally due to mistaken condom deployment in the time machine date-scanning matrix. Please dispose of the the spare copies (and the condoms) with all due care before the archaeologists find out.