SCENE: A street car in uniform movement of translation in any direction. TIME: The present. The Reader: (looking over the top of a morning paper) Here's something queer -a whole page taken with a new discovery in physics- Eclipse Observations Confirm Einstein's Theory of Relativity. Anything about it in your paper? The author: Yes. Heres a cartoon on it by Mc-Cutcheon. The Reader: Must be something to it then. Mc-Cutcheon always knows whats news. (Reads on with audible fragments) Most sensational discovery in the history of science - "Greatest achievement of the human intellect"—"Upsets Galileo, Newton, and Euclid"—"Revolution in philosophy and theology." It looks as though I ought to know something about this, doesn't it? The Author: I think you will have to sometime. And you might as well do it now and get it over with. The Reader: (running down the column and hitting the high spots) "Parallel lines meet"—"a man moving with the speed of light never grows old"—"gravitation due to a warp in space"—"length of a measuring stick depends upon direction of its motion"—"mass is latent energy"—"time as a fourth dimension"— why, the man is crazy, isn't he. The Author: Well, definitions of insanity are so uncertain that it is not safe to say who is crazy. But it seems there's method in his madness—otherwise how could he have hit upon the exact extent of the sun's attraction on light? The Reader: (picks up his paper and reads aloud with concentrated attention) "Postulate I. Every law of nature which holds good with respect to a coordinate system K must also hold good for any other system K', provided that K and K' are in uniform movement of translation." Say, do you know anything about this business? The Author: Well, yes, a little. I have followed the controversy—at a safe distance—for a number of years.