When a serial killer slit my throat, I didn't see my life flash before my eyes. There was no bright light, no peaceful beckoning into the beyond. Instead, I found myself cradled in the arms of a tattooed vampire, his two brothers holding my hands as they pulled me into the world of the supernatural. I thought dying and being reborn was complicated, but it's got nothing on navigating a sire bond with two gorgeous men or a friendship with a wolf shifter who doesn't miss a thing. And if all that wasn't enough, a ripper has decided to tear through the city, leaving a sea of blood in her wake. Stopping her is only half the problem. This ripper? She wants what's mine and thinks I'll roll over and give it to her. Over my undead body. Eff Immortality is a standalone companion novel in the Real-Death Adventures of Lorelai Byrne series. You can choose to read this book on its own, or after Murder and Other Mayhem.